amgaa99 0 Posted July 22, 2004 :-D Let's talk about sex. (Sign of approval) :-) (Punk rocker...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark Buckton 1 Posted July 22, 2004 (Applauding...) Let's talk about sex. (Sign of approval) (Hugging...) (Clapping wildly...) A classic from someone who either don't get enough or just got lucky first time and is still thrilled to bits. So? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asashosakari 20,207 Posted July 22, 2004 amgaa99, I'm going to ask this in as neutral a way as I possibly can: Are you sure you're 28 years old, as you have claimed before? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaikitsune Makoto 210 Posted July 22, 2004 One could say that sex is a combination of grips and thrusts, the inconstant movement forward and so much words cannot do justice to (Applauding...) According to a slightly persistent myth. rikishi are castrated. If that would be true, I think rikishi would exclaim "Lets not talk about sex". One of the most interesting facts of life is that the unfortunate men who has to get their testicles removed due to testicular cancer say that "Women are still appealing in an sensual way but that something is missing" and they can't say what the something is. Of course it is the sexual desire but they can't pinpoint the missing particle of the feeling. Sumoforum has many topics. This enthusiastic thread opening was one of the all time classics indeed (Clapping wildly...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenjimoto 40 Posted July 23, 2004 There have been some bizzarre threads on this forum the past couple months, but I think this one is destined to rocket into the top-5 :-P One thing I am noticing, though, is: having the word SEX in the subject line is a great attention-getter, so maybe next time I advertise my games, I'll write something like "SEX Invitation to Play Sekitori-Toto, etc." :-D Or not. Cheers from Australia (yeah I am STILL here!) Zenjimoto Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jakusotsu 6,382 Posted July 23, 2004 I'll write something like "SEX Invitation to Play Sekitori-Toto, etc." :-D How 'bout "Sexitori-Toto"? (Sorry, couldn't resist...) I'm curious what kind of thread amgaa99 will present on Aug 29. Judging by his recent development, he will be 8 years old then. :-P (and on Sep 28 he will have his debirth-day) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jesinofuji 11 Posted July 23, 2004 Think about sex and kimarite...oshidashi, sukuinage, ipponzeoi, yoritaoshi, okuritsuriotoshi... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otokonoyama 2,735 Posted July 23, 2004 Think about sex and kimarite...oshidashi, sukuinage, ipponzeoi, yoritaoshi, okuritsuriotoshi... We musn't forget kubinage, which can be either a legitimate kimarite on the dohyo (head-lock throw), or a euphemism for "entering parliament"... :-D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asashosakari 20,207 Posted July 23, 2004 And for those giving in to extramarital affairs, it would probably be konkubinage... (Yes, I'll be here all week, thank you very much.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kintamayama 47,159 Posted July 23, 2004 And for those giving in to extramarital affairs, it would probably be konkubinage...(Yes, I'll be here all week, thank you very much.) (Punk rocker...) ;-) :-D :-P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tokimori 0 Posted July 24, 2004 This turned out to be a very amusing thread... ;-) :-/ ;-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaikitsune Makoto 210 Posted July 24, 2004 Once upon a time on sumo ML someone posted an article where some "call girl" was talking about rikishi. She said rikishi have so strong hips, can go on for hours and are flexible. Then added to explain what kind of problems arise with some very big rikishi and described a sitting circling movement to reach the target while displacing layers of fat on the way. The member who posted that article apologized beforehand that "if this is insult to someone, I am sorry but I'll go with this anyway". Nobody seemed to be bothered badly... :-/ Is oichomage still an attraction to Japanese females? Does it enhance the affect of pheromones? Maybe for the women who lust for successful men, oichomage causes bigger effect than chonmage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ryunokaze 0 Posted July 24, 2004 (edited) Mage has nothing to do with it. It's the size of your cock, and not the size of your hair, that counts... Trust me... P.S. I know.My post is in bad taste and should be banned or something,right?... Sumoforum,for the Puritans only... Edited July 24, 2004 by Ryunokaze Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kotoseiya Yuichi 3 Posted July 25, 2004 It's the size of your cock, and not the size of your hair, that counts... Haven't got any for a while, ha? :-/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jesinofuji 11 Posted July 25, 2004 Mage has nothing to do with it.It's the size of your cock, and not the size of your hair, that counts... Trust me... P.S. I know.My post is in bad taste and should be banned or something,right?... Sumoforum,for the Puritans only... Now we know one of 3 things is true 1.) Ryunokaze is a woman. 2.) Ryunokaze is a gay man. 3.) Ryunokaze has made the 2 least funny and most tasteless jokes I've ever seen on a Sumo site. I'm not trying to start anything RNKZ, but you should think before you post (Censored) like this and the one in the other thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanogawa 79 Posted July 26, 2004 Is oichomage still an attraction to Japanese females? Does it enhance the affect of pheromones? Maybe for the women who lust for successful men, oichomage causes bigger effect than chonmage. I heard to an effect that some women would feel it very sexually enticing when they smell the binzuke-oil ( the special oil used for arranging mage ) of rikishi. Or in older days some geiko-women would even fall unconscious when they saw o-sumo san walk by scattering that alluring binzuke-oil smell mingled with sweat. ...Sounds a bit eccentric to me, although I admit that binzuke smells very sweet and unique, and sure, some special sort of smells of someone special ( wow, lots of S's! ) could take you over sometimes.. (An average pig...) And for those giving in to extramarital affairs, it would probably be konkubinage...(Yes, I'll be here all week, thank you very much.) Doshite?? Why konkubinage??? :-P :-) ( Or shouldn't I ask about this here "In public" ?? (Sigh...) ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doitsuyama 1,259 Posted July 26, 2004 And for those giving in to extramarital affairs, it would probably be konkubinage...(Yes, I'll be here all week, thank you very much.) Doshite?? Why konkubinage??? :-P :-) ( Or shouldn't I ask about this here "In public" ?? (Sigh...) ) You may ask this in public, don't worry. Just look up the definition of the word mingled with kubinage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanogawa 79 Posted July 26, 2004 You may ask this in public, don't worry. Just look up the definition of the word mingled with kubinage. Thanks Doitsuyama! I'm becoming smart each day ( hopefully )... :-P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
