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"By Hook or Crook" sez Robo

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Takamisakari is not known for being a keiko animal. However, according to Nikkan Sports, he was unusually aggressive at the Tatsunami-Isegahama Rengo keiko in his participation in sekitori moshiai. He engaged in a total of 24 bouts, eagerly "borrowing the chests" of Kaio and Hakuho.

Robo is in midst of a four basho makekoshi streak and has dropped in rank to maegashira 12. If he were to lose big at Natsu Basho, it is conceivable that he would be demoted to juryo for the first time in four years since '02 Hatsu Basho. That would be fate worse than death.

"In order to win," Robo said faustfully, "I will sell my soul to the Devil."

Edited by madorosumaru

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Robo is in midst of a four basho makekoshi streak and has dropped in rank to maegashira 12. If he were to lose big at Natsu Basho, it is conceivable that he would be demoted to juryo for the first time in four years since '02 Hatsu Basho. That would be fate worse than death.

The NSK must also be hoping that Takamisakari will be able to stay in makunouchi. They would like nothing better than to keep a rikishi who is so colorful and well liked by the public in the top division. As bad as juryo demotion would be for Takamisakari, it would be even worse for the popularity of sumo. (In a state of confusion...)

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A picture from this event. Probably the funniest one I have ever seen. Caption ops are endless.

Takamisakari: "Jump in the %^&&* pool already!! I don't have the whole day!!" or

Takamisakari: "Nothing you can do about it.. You lost the bet- NOW KISS THE BALD GUY'S HEAD!!"

or

Shoes-on: "Daddy, Daddy, that's the guy that said your pre-bout antics remind him of a lawn mower!!"

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His record against KaioU, Hakuho and others was 10-14. Covered in dirt and eyes teary he talked about ongoing Aomori (his home prefecture) cherry blossom season and made a statement that he sees no sakura now but only sees kachi koshi goal for Natsu basho! His 24 bouts was second only to Korean keiko machine Kasugao who did 25. He has three consecutive 7-8 records now since Kyushu basho "I wonder it if it a curse...". He may not have sold his soul to the devil yet but is ready to do keiko against devil rikishi in order to rejuvenate his sumo.

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. . . he talked about ongoing Aomori (his home prefecture) cherry blossom season and made a statement that he sees no sakura now but only sees kachi koshi goal for Natsu basho!

Kaikitsune, you are too kind to Robo, making him sound like some kind of nature lover. (Shaking head...) What he was quoted as saying was that, "to be honest, [he] would rather be sitting under the cherry blossom, drinking some beer (On the banzuke...) and then taking a nice nap." (Scratching chin...) However, he realizes that he is currently in no position to do that. (Pulling hair...) (Carried away on a stretcher...)

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Shu: "You go on the 'Down' elevator by yourself. You can cry all you want but I ain't gonna go with ya."

Yep, the express elevator to go see Old Beelzebub himself.

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