Obligatory health and safety warning: This is going to be perhaps some of the longest form writing committed to a forum page. Read at your own time and peril. Contents 1. Introduction Natsu 2022 saw a really insipid performance from the ōzeki trio of Takakeishō, Shōdai, and Mitakeumi. Takakeishō very narrowly avoided kadoban, while Shōdai and Mitakeumi didn't; the former for the fourth time in his short ōzeki career. A bad performance once in a while might be excusable, but when