sumo jokes/memes

[Onibushou]

Does this weird commercial count?

https://twitter.com/stooloots/status/1395826041172729860

Edited May 22, 2021 by Onibushou

[yohcun]

Quakuryu. I'm sorry.

[白魔ガシ]

I'm looking for the Photo of Shōdai clipping his nails whilst sitting with his legs wide open on the ground. Don't really know where to ask for such things and it's certainly not worth opening a thread but it's funny so it kinda fits here I guess.

[白魔ガシ]

[Barutokai]

Stupid trivia:

According to Wiktionary and Unihan (Unicode) you can read Wakatakakage's middle kanji 隆 (read as taka, kun'yomi) as nakadaka

  WAKA-NAKADAKA-KAGE!!

Other sources don't cite kun'yomi readings at all.

[Koorifuu]

On 07/07/2021 at 22:49, 白魔ガシ said:

Someone with 145 IQ wouldn't use the "it's" contraction as a possessive pronoun, not even if English was their 4th language. Void. 

Edited July 10, 2021 by Koorifuu

[Yamanashi]

3 hours ago, Koorifuu said:

Someone with 145 IQ wouldn't use the "it's" contraction as a possessive pronoun, not even if English was their 4th language. Void. 

To be fair to "Series of Japanese Kanji", members of the intellectual elite make mistakes like this all the time (but we live in fallen times).

[Seiyashi]

1 minute ago, Yamanashi said:

"Series of Japanese Kanji",

Technically, it's "Mixture of Japanese Kanji and kana", since we're on a nitpicking spree.

[Yamanashi]

1 minute ago, Seiyashi said:

Technically, it's "Mixture of Japanese Kanji and kana", since we're on a nitpicking spree.

Thanks, I notice the difference now, though I can't read any of them, and I assume anyone coming on an English-language forum with a Japanese username is addressing a select audience.

[code_number3]

Please make a caption from the first photo

 

[Seiyashi]

20 minutes ago, code_number3 said:

Please make a caption from the first photo

 

"Pffffft, so you landed on your head, big deal. At least Tochinoshin's ass didn't land on your head..."

[yohcun]

2 hours ago, code_number3 said:

Please make a caption from the first photo

 

Ura's experimental "handstand tachiai" went about as well as expected.

[Eikokurai]

3 hours ago, code_number3 said:

Please make a caption from the first photo

 

"Kagayaki grows tired of seeing other rikishi's butts from different angles."

[sumojoann]

4 hours ago, code_number3 said:

Please make a caption from the first photo

 

Kagayaki, (thinking to himself), "Ura, you damn well better not fart in my face like Kaisei did 2 days ago!!"

Edited July 15, 2021 by sumojoann

[Rocks]

5 hours ago, code_number3 said:

Please make a caption from the first photo

 

"Here it is, your moment of Zen."

[Yamanashi]

6 hours ago, code_number3 said:

Please make a caption from the first photo

 

"Look at the knot on that guy's mawashi.  It's perfect."

[Randomitsuki]

13 hours ago, code_number3 said:

Please make a caption from the first photo

 

Hmmmm…. did I leave the stove on?

[code_number3]

[Seiyashi]

17 minutes ago, code_number3 said:

Seeing this makes me think of that Slow Mo Guys video where Dan gets slapped, or alternatively that Mythbusters slow mo shot of Adam getting slapped to sober them up.

Slow Mo Guys ought to do a collab with oozumo. They did invite Byamba and Yamamotoyama onto one of their Youtube specials (and Dan got put in a mawashi bodily tossed around by those two), but that was a bit more for the sake of showboating and comedy.

Edited July 18, 2021 by Seiyashi

[Yamanashi]

"Snap out of it, dammit!  You're an Ozeki ... act like one!"

[Next day: acts like an Ozeki]

[sahaven111]

tokitsukaze: shodai you gotta show everybody that you are an ozeki
shodai: OK!
tokitsukaze: not tochinoshin or miyabiyama
tochinoshin & miyabiyama:HEY!

 

[Koorifuu]

2 hours ago, sahaven111 said:

tokitsukaze: shodai you gotta show everybody that you are an ozeki
shodai: OK!
tokitsukaze: not tochinoshin or miyabiyama
tochinoshin & miyabiyama:HEY!

 

Sad to look back at it and feel like ozeki run Tochinoshin was three times the ozeki that ozeki Tochinoshin was.

[Yamanashi]

5 hours ago, Koorifuu said:

Sad to look back at it and feel like ozeki run Tochinoshin was three times the ozeki that ozeki Tochinoshin was.

If you think that's sad, imagine someday saying the same about Yokozuna Terunofuji.

[sumojoann]

18 hours ago, code_number3 said:

This reminds me so much of one of my favorite Pantera albums.  And in poor Shodai's case, it certainly WAS a vulgar display of power!! lol

Edited July 19, 2021 by sumojoann

[Eikokurai]