Have a go at a Haiku!

[Yamanashi]

Wrestling ceramics,

and possibly rabid fox ...

Come, Aki basho!

[Yamanashi]

Aki nakabi,

Hak and Kak gone ... who is this

Okinoumi guy?

[Ichimawashi]

Sixth page already

Without any mention of

He who seldom wins?

 

 

Checking the results...

Hattorizakura lost

No one is surprised

 

 

What is the problem?

Skills remain quite limited

Does he even train?

 

 

Still thin as a rail

Anorexic possibly?

Eating disorder

 

 

All is forgiven

Welcoming rikishi for

Injured returnees

Edited September 30, 2019 by Ichimawashi

[Yamanashi]

Holidays to come,

Kyushu basho drawing near,

Waiting for the snow.

[Yamanashi]

Kyushu basho done

Winter jungyo not so cold --

Okinawan warmth

[Kintamayama]

Terunofuji

Who'd a thunk it, makes it back

Juryo here he comes!

[Eikokurai]

Mitakeumi

Another Ozeki run

Not done, just dusted

[Bugman]

Hurtling past at pace,

Golden deserts, seas of blue,

Little jewel in space.

[Kintamayama]

Ichinojou

Loses twenty four kilos

But still mountainous.

 

Daishoumaru

Nobody ever mentions

Him, or seems to care

 

Chiganoura

Everyone catches the flu

Takagenji, too..

Edited December 28, 2019 by Kintamayama

[Churaumi]

 

On 29/09/2019 at 01:44, Ichimawashi said:

Sixth page already

Without any mention of

He who seldom wins?

Named for a ninja?

Or, is it for blossoms?

Is it worth the thought?

[Yamanashi]

3 hours ago, Churaumi said:

 

Named for a ninja?

Or, is it for blossoms?

Is it worth the thought?

5-6-5?

[Yamanashi]

We all want to know:

Yo! Wakatakakage,

Are you all right, man?

 

[I did it!!!]

[Ichimawashi]

Donald Trump's visit:

We sat three rows behind him

And we saw nothing

[Churaumi]

16 hours ago, Yamanashi said:

5-6-5?

We’re talking fine art here. 
Or, math is hard...

[code_number3]

Happy new year, y'all

Hatsu basho is coming

Will Hakuho win?

[Yamanashi]

Ozumo Chaos

My prediction for Haru:

What's-His-Name, Yusho!

[Kintamayama]

Takekaze gone

Aminishiki before

And now Goueidou.

 

Changing of the guards

Soon, both Yokozunae, too

Leaving us with who?

 

Tokushouryuu comes

And walks over everyone

When the cat's away..

 

Shoudai shining bright

Looks like he may be the next

Ozeki, again..

[Ichimawashi]

Guess The Banzuke

A lot harder than it looks

I shall gambarize

[Yamanashi]

Makuuchi with

no -kaze's is very sad;

soon no -ozan's, too?

[Ichimawashi]

The Kimigayo

Coolest anthem melody

First and last note: 're'

[sahaven111]

He's here, he is not

is he here, no he is not

it's kakuryu

[Ichimawashi]

Coronavirus

The basho may be cancelled

We tremble in dread

[Kintamayama]

Hysterics abound

We are all going to die

Sooner than you think

[code_number3]

C-O-V-I-D

Spreading across the world now

Will the basho off?

[Yamanashi]

One thing is certain:

the fate of Haru basho ...

remains to  be seen.