Awwww you had to go and spoil it didn't you.... :-O
I cant be the only one here who doesn't know anything about computers except how to switch them on.....
Fujisan,
I was also chainman, sound technician, foreman and soldier before even starting with IT. Also have 6 years stint as policeman in between.
So, its never too late. Manual in the hands and heat the chair.