RabidJohn 1,665 Posted July 14, 2023 8 minutes ago, dingo said: The ozeki contender trio had a so so day. With all of them on 2 losses already, we might even end up with no promotions at all which would be quite disappointing. Hoshoryu is 5-1. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dingo 1,160 Posted July 14, 2023 6 minutes ago, RabidJohn said: Hoshoryu is 5-1. Oops, thanks for the correction. I guess his sumo just hasn't stood out that much amongst the other ozeki contenders. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seiyashi 4,071 Posted July 14, 2023 Well, to be fair, he should have been 4-2. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bunbukuchagama 688 Posted July 14, 2023 7 hours ago, Kaninoyama said: Hokuseiho. Where others see a bumbling buffoon, I see a future yokozuna. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Naganoyama 5,854 Posted July 14, 2023 3 hours ago, dingo said: ... Takanosho finally got his first win. I feel for him, cause I think his pre-basho keiko results were quite good yet he was 0-5 until today. His losses haven't been that bad either, he just somehow hasn't been able to do his own sumo I guess. ... Perhaps he should borrow Tamawashi's then. He isn't using it at the moment. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yaochozuna 137 Posted July 14, 2023 Ura's manoeuvre, when he used Hokusehou's body mass as a pivot point to reposition himself for okuridashi, was a thing of pure beauty. I had to rewatch it over and over again. So elegant and cool. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
junsan 170 Posted July 14, 2023 Ura and Tobizaro are often unpredictable, sometimes annoyingly so, but never boring. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bunbukuchagama 688 Posted July 14, 2023 26 minutes ago, junsan said: Ura and Tobizaro are often unpredictable, sometimes annoyingly so, but never boring. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yamanashi 3,726 Posted July 14, 2023 12 hours ago, Leoben said: Hokuseiho lol I think he's so big that his brain can only move three of his limbs at the same time. He should mark this watershed match by changing his shikona to Gargantua. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rokudenashi 291 Posted July 14, 2023 Miyagi with the first izori since Ura's against Kyokushūhō in November 2020. Nice landing too 5 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
just_some_guy 256 Posted July 15, 2023 If Hokuseiho ever learns how to do sumo everyone's in trouble. Fortunately for his opponents his skills have yet to progress beyond "I am very large." 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bunbukuchagama 688 Posted July 15, 2023 14 minutes ago, just_some_guy said: If Hokuseiho ever learns how to do sumo everyone's in trouble. Fortunately for his opponents his skills have yet to progress beyond "I am very large." I wonder what Hakuho is teaching him? - Never do anything at tachiai, just wait. - Always stand upright like a tree. - Use your right hand only, the left one is for wiping your ass. - Make sure you extend the bout length as much as you can, you are paid by the minute. 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fashiritētā 169 Posted July 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Bunbukuchagama said: I wonder what Hakuho is teaching him? - Never do anything at tachiai, just wait. - Always stand upright like a tree. - Use your right hand only, the left one is for wiping your ass. - Make sure you extend the bout length as much as you can, you are paid by the minute. -See how far you can get using one arm -Your bigger than everyone, make them do all the work Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hakutorizakura 590 Posted July 15, 2023 Or probably Hakuho fears that Hokus will become too dominant and break all his records, so he's been teaching him nonsense stuff to hold him back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaninoyama 1,694 Posted July 15, 2023 (edited) That's really the point though. Despite being unfinished goods, Asanoyama couldn't handle him. Ura had to through everything but the kitchen sink at him to beat him. The guy fights everyone with one arm and is still winning. His shisho is the GOAT, who's too competitive to not make sure that his deshi are the best they can be. Once Hokuseiho fills out his body and actually learns to do sumo, he's going to be unstoppable. Edited July 15, 2023 by Kaninoyama 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robnplunder 974 Posted July 15, 2023 1 hour ago, just_some_guy said: If Hokuseiho ever learns how to do sumo everyone's in trouble. Fortunately for his opponents his skills have yet to progress beyond "I am very large." A very large one-arm bandit ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robnplunder 974 Posted July 15, 2023 6 minutes ago, Kaninoyama said: That's really the point though. Despite being unfinished goods, Asanoyama couldn't handle him. Ura had to through everything but the kitchen sink at him to beat him. The guy fights everyone with one arm and is still winning. His shisho is the GOAT, who's too competitive to not make sure that his deshi are the best they can be. Once Hokuseiho fills out his body and actually learns to do sumo, he's going to be unstoppable. True. I've heard that in most sports, sumo included, one does not acquire significant new techniques/skills past a certain age (say, 20?). I have been tracking a lot of young rikishi coming up the ranks and they pretty much stick to the same ammo throughout their career. Two very known examples: Shodai never fixed his head-high tachiai. Takakeisho is still one trick pony. Can Hokuseiho change his bad habit of fighting with one arm? I sure hope so. One thing going for him though is that he still has room to grow bigger (and hopefully stronger). When he does, perhaps, he can still get yusho, fighting with one arm occasionally. Heck, Takakeisho's one trick did wonders for him so far except making him the yokozuna. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bunbukuchagama 688 Posted July 15, 2023 (edited) 13 minutes ago, robnplunder said: True. I've heard that in most sports, sumo included, one does not acquire significant new techniques/skills past a certain age (say, 20?). I have been tracking a lot of young rikishi coming up the ranks and they pretty much stick to the same ammo throughout their career. Two very known examples: Shodai never fixed his head-high tachiai. Takakeisho is still one trick pony. Can Hokuseiho change his bad habit of fighting with one arm? I sure hope so. One thing going for him though is that he still has room to grow bigger (and hopefully stronger). When he does, perhaps, he can still get yusho, fighting with one arm occasionally. Heck, Takakeisho's one trick did wonders for him so far except making him the yokozuna. Takakeisho might be the definition of one-sided, but he has a well-defined style at least. What is Hokuseiho's style? Not oshi, not classic yotsu - just "stand high and wait for the opponent to tire up and make a mistake". Edited July 15, 2023 by Bunbukuchagama 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaninoyama 1,694 Posted July 15, 2023 I envision peak Hokuseiho to develop into a kind of Baruto/Akebono hybrid, with the ability to use his height and strength to tsuridashi his opponents, and then add some tsuppari to go along with the yori he already has. That combination would be hard to beat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bunbukuchagama 688 Posted July 15, 2023 Just now, Kaninoyama said: I envision peak Hokuseiho to develop into a kind of Baruto/Akebono hybrid, with the ability to use his height and strength to tsuridashi his opponents, and then add some tsuppari to go along with the yori he already has. That combination would be hard to beat. Baruto was carrying his opponents out of the dohyo, and Akebono was pushing them out. Hokuseiho is doing neither at the moment. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Akinomaki 39,797 Posted July 15, 2023 After so many worn out small rikishi, maybe Hakuho is teaching Hokuseiho the secret of longevity on the dohyo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bunbukuchagama 688 Posted July 15, 2023 Another future dai-Yokozuna is 2-2 in Makushita. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katooshu 3,135 Posted July 15, 2023 (edited) Ya he's awful isn't he. Every time he loses, a basho and a half into his career, we must remind everyone of how overhyped he is Edited July 15, 2023 by Katooshu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bunbukuchagama 688 Posted July 15, 2023 1 minute ago, Katooshu said: Ya he's awful isn't he. Every time he loses we must remind everyone of how overhyped he is I just love to see every next hot thing to stumble. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katooshu 3,135 Posted July 15, 2023 Weird mentality - but whatever floats your boat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites