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Ridiculous predictions Natsu 2022

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Missed this last time,so let me get this going this time...

There is suspicions that the hooligan element as finally arrived in sumo,when the crowd greets every rikishi with chants of "You fat bast**d,you fat bast**d"

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This may not be the right thread for it at this point, but Tamawashi Yusho!

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Day 4, Tobizaru vs Kotoeko: Kotoeko mistakenly pulls while Tobizaru charges, and they both go flying out.  Oshidashi for Tobizaru, who continues running up the aisle and out of sight.  Tense moment as the entire audience waits; he returns eating a big skewer of yakitori: "Hey, it's on sale after Makuuchi starts!"

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A new T-shirt showing up at Ryogoku tourist shops says, "I was in the joi at Natsu Basho, but all I got was this stupid ginboshi"

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The yusho winner gets at least 13 wins. 

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a 14-man-playoff, all standing at 9-6

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After final day, three-way tie among Mitakeumi, Takayasu and Terunofuji at 13-2.  In the playoffs, Takayasu finishes off Mitakeumi with his second career makiotoshi, and crushes Terunofuji with his second kirikaeshi in 16 years.  As the last man standing, he steps up to receive the Emperor's trophy and is mysteriously knocked down by a flying pig.  Several SumoForum observers quietly say to themselves, "See, I told you."

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Chiyomaru and Ryuden both end up zensho.  With more Makuuchi exchange wins than straight Juryo wins, they meet in a ketteisen with the winner getting a double yusho.

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For a very brief moment, Takayasu looks as if he actually cares.

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6 hours ago, Fashiritētā said:

Shodai finishes 12-3 ,takes the Yusho

we said rediculous not impossible

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Chiyotairyu wins the yusho, performs "Jailhouse Rock" in place of his interview.

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Tochinoshin decides to become a tsuppari specialist like Aoiyama and harites all his opponent to a 12-3 Yusho.

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After day 6, not sure if Aoiyama yusho is a ridiculous prediction or not. But I'll go with that, and Shodai winning all his remaining bouts :-D

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One of these predictions will come true.

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12 hours ago, hakutorizakura said:

After day 6, not sure if Aoiyama yusho is a ridiculous prediction or not. But I'll go with that, and Shodai winning all his remaining bouts :-D

He may be too young for my "Too old he will retiring soon" Yusho winners...(Kyokutenho,Tamawashi,Tokushoryu.)

I'm gonna open this up a bit Aoiyama loses on day 7 to Sadanoumi and it lights a fire inside Sadanoumi and he goes and wins the yusho....And he joins my "Too old he will be retiring soon"  yusho winners.

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Day 9 is interupted when Bugs Bunny sticks his head out of a hole on the dohyo,looks all around and says "I knew I should have turned left at albuquerque before dissappearing again."

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50 minutes ago, Fujisan said:

Day 9 is interupted when Bugs Bunny sticks his head out of a hole on the dohyo,looks all around and says "I knew I should have turned left at albuquerque before dissappearing again."

And then he taps SI41 on the back to ask for directions to the Carrot Festival, just in time to distract him away from dodging out of the way of a flying oshitaoshi. 

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9 hours ago, Seiyashi said:

And then he taps SI41 on the back to ask for directions to the Carrot Festival, just in time to distract him away from dodging out of the way of a flying oshitaoshi. 

Inosuke: "Uhh, matta, matta, that wascally wabbit."

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