Eikokurai 3,433 Posted July 13, 2021 17 minutes ago, Seiyashi said: If not for the mawashi and the dohyo, it'd look right at home as a finishing move in puroresu or WWF - the Kaisei Special. The old WWF wrestler who went by ‘Yokozuna’ had the special move of sitting on his opponent’s chest to crush him. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oshirokita 173 Posted July 13, 2021 21 minutes ago, Eikokurai said: The old WWF wrestler who went by ‘Yokozuna’ had the special move of sitting on his opponent’s chest to crush him. As did Earthquake (the former Kototenzan). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asashosakari 18,786 Posted July 13, 2021 (edited) 45 minutes ago, Yamanashi said: He probably didn't notice that kid coming up through Juryo when he (Kitanofuji) retired. Similar build. Chiyono- something. I mean, that's somewhat unlikely. Edited July 13, 2021 by Asashosakari Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seiyashi 4,071 Posted July 13, 2021 4 minutes ago, Asashosakari said: 47 minutes ago, Yamanashi said: He probably didn't notice that kid coming up through Juryo when he (Kitanofuji) retired. Similar build. Chiyono- something. I mean, that's somewhat unlikely. I think it was meant tongue in cheek. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yamanashi 3,724 Posted July 13, 2021 3 minutes ago, Asashosakari said: I mean... "Why is that body-builder kid always showing up for keiko?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asashosakari 18,786 Posted July 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, Yamanashi said: "Why is that body-builder kid always showing up for keiko?" Did he say that when he was Chiyonofuji's senpai, or when he was his shisho? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bettega 427 Posted July 13, 2021 8 hours ago, Eikokurai said: Ouch. Awkward end to the Kaisei-Kagayaki bout. Not only did Kagayaki lose, but he had to suffer Kaisei landing on and rolling over his face. That's a lot of man to have on your head. An asshidashi? 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tigerboy1966 1,376 Posted July 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Eikokurai said: An arse that big covers chest and face at the same time. I believe there are "specialist" sites which cover this sort of thing... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seiyashi 4,071 Posted July 13, 2021 39 minutes ago, bettega said: 8 hours ago, Eikokurai said: Ouch. Awkward end to the Kaisei-Kagayaki bout. Not only did Kagayaki lose, but he had to suffer Kaisei landing on and rolling over his face. That's a lot of man to have on your head. An asshidashi? Shiritaoshi, probably. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yamanashi 3,724 Posted July 13, 2021 47 minutes ago, bettega said: An asshidashi? Does the definition of this kimarite include the self-okuri-hikiotoshi? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barutokai 62 Posted July 13, 2021 17 hours ago, Tsuchinoninjin said: This basho Kotoeko has looked like a salary man who's had a tough day and would rather just go to stand bar and have some complimentary soba. No wonder; he is a firsttimer in the Joi. Had kinda bad Banzuke luck... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lackmaker 431 Posted July 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Seiyashi said: I think it was meant tongue in cheek. I think the reply was too. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amamaniac 2,078 Posted July 13, 2021 Down in Juryo, Midorifuji finally pulled out his signature katasukashi under-shoulder pull down move. Victim? Juryo debutant, Kotokuzan. His return from injury has not been pretty. Before the bout began, his record was the same as fellow Juryo little man, Enho (i.e., 2-7). But unlike Enho, Midorifuji managed to avoid makekoshi demotion. Now all he has to do is win this five remaining bouts and ... life will be good again! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seiyashi 4,071 Posted July 13, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Amamaniac said: But unlike Enho, Midorifuji managed to avoid makekoshi demotion. Worth noting that Midorifuji, in avoiding makekoshi, also inflicted it on Kotokuzan, almost certainly sending him down to makushita unless banzuke luck shines on him. Sigh, Enho, Enho. Other than that one KK in juryo one or two basho back, he's been MK all the way since his highest M4 rank. Once Hakuho retires, please do some intense training with him, steal some of Ishiura's weights and protein shakes, and come back stronger. We hardly knew ye... Edited July 13, 2021 by Seiyashi 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seiyashi 4,071 Posted July 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Barutokai said: 19 hours ago, Tsuchinoninjin said: This basho Kotoeko has looked like a salary man who's had a tough day and would rather just go to stand bar and have some complimentary soba. No wonder; he is a firsttimer in the Joi. Had kinda bad Banzuke luck... Both he and Chiyotairyu were overpromoted and it shows. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yubinhaad 11,546 Posted July 13, 2021 Kotoeko's first bout against a Yokozuna came in the 84th honbasho of his career, so far I've only found Oshio (86) and Tamaryu (94) taking longer. 3 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tigerboy1966 1,376 Posted July 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Seiyashi said: 1 hour ago, Barutokai said: 19 hours ago, Tsuchinoninjin said: This basho Kotoeko has looked like a salary man who's had a tough day and would rather just go to stand bar and have some complimentary soba. No wonder; he is a firsttimer in the Joi. Had kinda bad Banzuke luck... Both he and Chiyotairyu were overpromoted and it shows. For Kotoeko, the phrase "banzuke luck" may be sounding somewhat ironic at the moment. I like Kotoeko, he's a man who lacks the natural bulk of a typical sekitori but has sculpted the body mass he was blessed with into a formidable physique. He's one of those sumo wrestlers, like Ishiura, who can take his t-shirt off at the beach without getting sniggers and moob comments. He took an awfully long time to grind his way up through the divisions: 4 years to reach makushita, another 3 to reach juryo and another 3 to get to maku'uchi. He is a massive over-achiever whose natural feeding ground is somewhere around M10. It isn't his fault that the men ranked above him fell to bits in May. So he's getting his arse kicked. So what. He's living his dream and will get to tell his grandchildren about the day he fought Hakuho in the nakabi musubi no ichiban. 8 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asashosakari 18,786 Posted July 13, 2021 50 minutes ago, Yubinhaad said: Kotoeko's first bout against a Yokozuna came in the 84th honbasho of his career, so far I've only found Oshio (86) and Tamaryu (94) taking longer. Arawashi appears to be tied with him at 84. (Maybe you've found him already, not sure.) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yubinhaad 11,546 Posted July 13, 2021 20 minutes ago, Asashosakari said: Arawashi appears to be tied with him at 84. (Maybe you've found him already, not sure.) Nope, I'd overlooked him, thanks. I had Ryuden as the only recent contender at 78 basho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kintamayama 44,350 Posted July 13, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, Seiyashi said: Sigh, Enho, Enho. Other than that one KK in juryo one or two basho back, he's been MK all the way since his highest M4 rank. Once Hakuho retires, please do some intense training with him, steal some of Ishiura's weights and protein shakes, and come back stronger. We hardly knew ye... I'm surprised (not really) that he was allowed to fight after his concussion at an early stage of the basho. No way is he fighting remotely healthy mentally or physically. Edited July 13, 2021 by Kintamayama 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Benihana 1,901 Posted July 13, 2021 (edited) 7 hours ago, Seiyashi said: If not for the mawashi and the dohyo, it'd look right at home as a finishing move in puroresu or WWF - the Kaisei Special. There once was a wrestler with the name Rikishi (Solofa Fatu, former part of the Headshrinkers. Under the Rikishi name, he even wore some sort of mawashi). His signature move was to place a "knocked out" opponent in the corner of the ring and rub his ass in the opponents face. I remember one match where his opponent (i can't remember who, but IRL they were good friends) had a hard time not to burst out laughing. Spoiler Edited July 13, 2021 by Benihana Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eikokurai 3,433 Posted July 13, 2021 6 hours ago, Seiyashi said: I think it was meant tongue in cheek. Are we still talking about Kagayaki and Kaisei’s close encounter here? 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seiyashi 4,071 Posted July 13, 2021 4 minutes ago, Eikokurai said: 6 hours ago, Seiyashi said: I think it was meant tongue in cheek. Are we still talking about Kagayaki and Kaisei’s close encounter here? I certainly hope no tongues were in cheeks in that particular case..... Where's the "eurgh" reaction when you need one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reonito 1,335 Posted July 13, 2021 16 minutes ago, Eikokurai said: Are we still talking about Kagayaki and Kaisei’s close encounter here? Now now, let's keep this thread PG Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jakusotsu 5,806 Posted July 13, 2021 3 hours ago, Seiyashi said: Sigh, Enho, Enho. Other than that one KK in juryo one or two basho back, he's been MK all the way since his highest M4 rank. Once Hakuho retires, please do some intense training with him, steal some of Ishiura's weights and protein shakes, and come back stronger. We hardly knew ye... I think we know him very well, and the dream is finally over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites