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2 hours ago, sumojoann said:

lol.  I guess he meant Ryuden.

Or Raiden

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7 hours ago, Seregost said:

Or Raiden

 

5 hours ago, sahaven111 said:

Or Raiden

Raiden sounds better than Ryuden but he used a "y" in his spelling so I think he meant Ryuden.

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On 12/08/2021 at 15:52, sumojoann said:

lol.  I guess he meant Ryuden.

Yes,I did! Unless someone has a funnier suggestion.

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On 12/08/2021 at 12:10, Seregost said:

Or Raiden

 

On 12/08/2021 at 14:32, sahaven111 said:

Or Raiden

 

2 minutes ago, Fujisan said:

Yes,I did! Unless someone has a funnier suggestion.

Two other members suggested Raiden which is pretty good!

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17 hours ago, sumojoann said:

 

 

Two other members suggested Raiden which is pretty good!

Okay,I did mean Raiden then. ;-)

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On 05/08/2021 at 04:22, Eikokurai said:

Or with a little rule bending, how the Oasis classic 'Some Meisei'?

 

Not Sumo but theres a street in Grimsby called Salycon way....

I thought Oasis did a tribute to it...

"So salycon way she knows its to late as were walking by."

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"Dont break my heart my Aki breaky heart." Billy Ray Cyrus

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4 for the price of one here.

"Takanosho business like Onosho business like  Kotonosho business Oho..."  Various artists

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Isenoumi  oyakata: Mr. Toguchi do you have what it takes to be a rikishi!?
Mr. Toguchi/Ikioi: Uhh I can sing.
Isenoumi oyakata: (Hitthewall...)
Isenoumi oyakata: Well you're fat, I guess that's enough
Mr. Toguchi/Ikioi: "Quietly mutters yes"
Isenoumi oyakata: This is gonna be a stain on my name.
Little did he know he would train a sekiwake.

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On 05/08/2021 at 10:22, Eikokurai said:

Or with a little rule bending, how the Oasis classic 'Some Meisei'?

 

What an absolute classic! I'm shocked however that you didn't post the full lyrics which really pay tribute to a host of up and coming rikishi (and even reference some Meisei are on their way out!). Sing along!

Some Meisei that sunshine follows thunder
Go and tell it to the man who Kanno shines
Some Meisei that we should Nobehara
All our thoughts today 'cause they hold sway Osanai
Some Meisei we will find Tokisakae
And some Meisei we will find Sakigake (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
'Cause I've been standing at the station
In need of education for Abe
He made no preparation
For Abi’s reputation once again
The dohyo’s full of Nishikis
She's got Nishikifuji on the brain
It was overflowing gently
But it's all Asakoki my friend
Some Meisei they don't believe Byakuen
Go and tell it to Shonanzakura in hell
Some Meisei you get what you've been given
If Ryuden gets yours he won't get mine as well
Some Meisei we will find Asagyokusei
And some Meisei we will find Asabenkei (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
'Cause I've been standing at the station
In need of education for Yamane
He made no preparation
For Abi’s reputation once again
The dohyo’s full of Nishikis
She's got Nishikimaru on the brain
And Roga’s been itchin'
Ichinojo's in the kitchen once again
Some Meisei (some Meisei)
Some Meisei (some Meisei)
Ura what some Meisei (Ura what some Meisei)
Ura what some Meisei (Ura what some Meisei)
Ura what some Meisei (Ura what some Meisei)
Ura what some Meisei (Ura what some Meisei)
...

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One should never listen to a rikishi when they say "pass me the salt" because they will always end up throwing it somewhere.

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2 minutes ago, Eikokurai said:

Seemingly an entire town actually. Bishan Stadium is in Bishan.

Sorry, I'm missing the joke (not the first time).  Bishan is derived from Vishnu, Aoiyama is Blue Mountain?

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4 hours ago, Yamanashi said:

Sorry, I'm missing the joke (not the first time).  Bishan is derived from Vishnu, Aoiyama is Blue Mountain?

The Chinese characters for Bishan are the same as those for Aoiyama: 碧山

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5 hours ago, Eikokurai said:

Seemingly an entire town actually. Bishan Stadium is in Bishan.

Yeah, didn't realise that

5 hours ago, Yamanashi said:

Bishan is derived from Vishnu

Actually, it came from this

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Bishan derived its name from the Cantonese term for large burial ground, Peck San Theng (Chinese: 碧山亭; pinyin: bìshāntíng), which literally translates as "pavilions on the green".[12][13] This term reflects the neighbourhood's origins as a burial ground that was established in 1870 by Cantonese and Hakka immigrants.[1] This burial ground has since been redeveloped and the original graves were relocated to the nearby Peck San Theng Temple.

 

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2 hours ago, code_number3 said:

Yeah, didn't realise that

Actually, it came from this

 

Thanks for that.

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4 hours ago, Eikokurai said:

The Chinese characters for Bishan are the same as those for Aoiyama: 碧山

Thanks very much; I figured it might be something like that.

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So Aoiyama has a town named after him
And its not in Bulgaria.
Pretty funny if I do say so myself.

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5 hours ago, Onibushou said:

Geeze, what kimarite does that get?

Dodgy video quality, but I'd give it a kubinage.

Unfortunately/fortunately there are no specific kimarite for gyoji bowling.

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5 hours ago, RabidJohn said:

Dodgy video quality, but I'd give it a kubinage.

Unfortunately/fortunately there are no specific kimarite for gyoji bowling.

Wish Shikimori Inosuke will not get hit like this!

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Intense pre-tachiai staring and what a nice kubihineri. But PUT YER DAMN PAWS DOWN next time :-D

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