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"Hey, buddy, right after our bout, I'm headed off to a couple of hostess bars.  Care to join me?  I have a VIP pass!!  As long as we wear our masks, the NSK won't recognize me and I can once again do whatever I want!!"  202103260000757-w1300_1.jpg

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"Dang, this is freakin' awkward!!  Your breath smells so bad!  Is that part of your strategy to win??  I hope your nose doesn't start running!  I'm guessing you know that in New Zealand, the Maori greet each other by rubbing noses.  I don't think you quite got the hang of it yet, though!!  If you don't back off right now, I'm going to smash your nose!!"f_14184530.jpg

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I hear a fight broke out during rikishi mealtime. The winner was decided by chanko-nage.

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9 hours ago, sumojoann said:

That's great to know!  I was going to add more to the prayer but I hesitated to bring the topic of Christianity into it.  I was going to add the following -- "Lord, I know that I have been too rough on some of my opponents this basho.  I promise to do more Christ-like sumo next time."

"I promise to properly do more Christ-like sumo next time."

Fixed it.

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On 01/04/2021 at 04:54, Kintamayama said:

"Come on Shoudai- don't you think kicking him in the balls is a bit too much??"

"Darn, I can't reach them.."

Is that shinpan playing with his phone during a match?

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1 hour ago, Kaminariyuki said:

Is that shinpan playing with his phone during a match?

Nope. That is the daily torikumi sheet folded into a poker card size that the shimpan used to annotate the matches. 

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14 hours ago, rhyen said:

Nope. That is the daily torikumi sheet folded into a poker card size that the shimpan used to annotate the matches. 

Indeed, it really looked like a phone to me but I had a difficult time accepting that that was a possibility.

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Posted (edited)

Based on a meme format I found funny. It's a tier list. Rikishi responses to the statement, "I'll die for you." Categories are guaranteed to be funny. Interested to see your responses. https://tiermaker.com/create/rikishi-responses-to--ill-die-for-you---891841 Here's mine: 

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Shodai: "whatever"

Also his answer to everything else?

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Is it me or does Isegahama Oyakata (ex-Asahifuji) resemble actor Owada Shinya?

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3 hours ago, Eikokurai said:

https://imgflip.com/i/59t68c

There's only room for one technical rikishi in sumo at a time.

Ishiura and Terutsuyoshi are also somewhere else in that pool...

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1 minute ago, Saburo said:

Is it me or does Isegahama Oyakata (ex-Asahifuji) resemble actor Owada Shinya?

The hairstyle maybe, but not the face so much.

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36 minutes ago, Seiyashi said:

Ishiura and Terutsuyoshi are also somewhere else in that pool...

They've not captured the fans' attention quite as much as Enho and Ura.

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1 minute ago, Eikokurai said:
38 minutes ago, Seiyashi said:

Ishiura and Terutsuyoshi are also somewhere else in that pool...

They've not captured the fans' attention quite as much as Enho and Ura.

Which is a pity; they've been quietly putting together a fairly decent technical repertoire over the past few basho. In fact I'd say that they're both better technical rikishi than Enho right now, although Enho is of course limited quite badly by injury.

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