sumojoann 851 Posted August 20, 2021 Dedicated to the "We're Gonna Sing!" thread. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Four rikishi were removed from the ring They were told they had to sing Onosho, your voice gives me joy You are such a handsome boy But ain't no one else gonna be The King! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
orandashoho 718 Posted August 20, 2021 I presume this is quadruple posted in error? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kintamayama 38,077 Posted August 20, 2021 35 minutes ago, orandashoho said: I presume this is quadruple posted in error? Four different limericks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
orandashoho 718 Posted August 20, 2021 Oh. Oops. Sorry, I didn't realize ...oops. Doing it again. Me and my big mouth. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sumojoann 851 Posted August 20, 2021 4 minutes ago, orandashoho said: Oh. Oops. Sorry, I didn't realize ...oops. Doing it again. Me and my big mouth. lol...... Maybe my limericks weren't different enough or maybe I should have put them all in one post. That might have helped. (Trying to let you off the hook). 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sumojoann 851 Posted August 23, 2021 (edited) "There once was a transgender in sumo The Kyokai found out & screamed, "Oh no!" Threw him out on his butt Saying, "You are a nut, Take your non-binary friend and go!" The ex-rikishi & friend were sad They felt they had both been had "Why does traditional Always mean conditional Hell, let's just go & join GLAAD!" Edited August 26, 2021 by sumojoann Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaminariyuki 471 Posted August 24, 2021 13 hours ago, sumojoann said: "There once was a transgender in sumo The Kyokai found out & screamed, "Oh no!" Threw him out on his butt Saying, "You are a nut, Take your non-binary friend and go!" The ex-rikish & friend were sad They felt they had both been had "Why does traditional Always mean conditional Hell, let's just go & join GLAAD!" I had never heard of GLAAD. Somehow I'll bet they're monitoring the sumo forum conversation on the topic of your poem, and now perhaps the Limerick thread, as well! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ichimawashi 568 Posted August 26, 2021 Hey, Shonanzakura retired! His “will-to-lose” finally expired Will we see him again? Probability: ten! When Abema calls he’ll soon be hired He’ll be looking for something to do Get him on to a commenting crew! With his youthful good looks If he talks like he cooks This could be a life-changing breakthrough! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yamanashi 2,400 Posted August 26, 2021 It's an intai for Shonanzakura, His sumo was free of bravura, He'll make use of his hobby, cooking fried foods and nabe, And open "Hattori Tempura". 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sumojoann 851 Posted August 26, 2021 4 hours ago, Yamanashi said: It's an intai for Shonanzakura, His sumo was free of bravura, He'll make use of his hobby, cooking fried foods and nabe, And open "Hattori Tempura". LOL............. I almost choked on my Coke when I read "Hattori Tempura"! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sumojoann 851 Posted August 26, 2021 Shonanzakura is intai Sure does make me want to cry Consecutive losses Upset the bosses Lose & lose, so long, bye-bye! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sumojoann 851 Posted August 26, 2021 Shonansakura will soon be gone Lose or lose, he kept on keeping on The wins were a fluke The losses made him puke Now cook up some nabe and wonton! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sumojoann 851 Posted August 27, 2021 Shonansakura woke up one morn Sick & tired of everyone's scorn This is a good day-a To quit the heya Do you think he might get into porn? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sumojoann 851 Posted August 27, 2021 Shonanzakura was the worst His sumo career was truly cursed He wasn't a boozer Just a tall skinny loser So sad to see his bubble burst. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sumojoann 851 Posted August 27, 2021 Shonanzakura was the worst in sumo Everyone said he's gotta go! His wins were few His losses grew So he ain't gonna do it no mo'! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yamanashi 2,400 Posted August 27, 2021 4 hours ago, sumojoann said: Shonanzakura is intai 4 hours ago, sumojoann said: Shonansakura will soon be gone 1 hour ago, sumojoann said: Shonansakura woke up one morn 1 hour ago, sumojoann said: Shonanzakura was the worst 1 hour ago, sumojoann said: Shonanzakura was the worst in sumo Don't worry, he's leaving and can't hurt you anymore. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Churaumi 644 Posted August 28, 2021 (edited) Sumo lost a fan favorite So quickly we barely can savor it If I were the chooser Of the next lovable loser Moriurara is my man for it Edited August 29, 2021 by Churaumi 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kintamayama 38,077 Posted August 30, 2021 Kudos to the banzuke makers For they are the movers and shakers After drinking much sake Went with three sekiwake For most GTB players - heartbreakers! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ichimawashi 568 Posted September 2, 2021 A short tale that would fit on a page Has caused some to erupt in a rage 'These novellas', they plead 'Are just too much to read Start a new thread and get this offstage!' A sad sign of this temporal blip "Don't you dare make me read or I'll flip!" Hey there, video head: This just has to be said: You might look ahead, scroll down, and skip. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asojima 2,814 Posted September 2, 2021 Beware the guy with nothing to say Who just can't seem to keep it that way He'll go way off topic With views so myopic And then do it again every day. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asojima 2,814 Posted September 3, 2021 (edited) There's frequently a bumbling nerd Whose posts are usually absurd. "Ignore User"s for him But check him on a whim And then you can just flip him the bird. Edited September 3, 2021 by Asojima 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yamanashi 2,400 Posted May 8 The Sanyaku entering Natsu, Are reminding me of a Tonkatsu, All golden on the outside, but porky on the inside, So their performances so far are flat-su 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
