Yamanashi 1,079 Posted March 9, 2019 (edited) Hakuho claims a series of little injuries are pestering him during the basho; meanwhile he wins 15-0 ; also takes time out after day 7 to get in BP with the Orix Buffaloes. Kakuryu starts off well, but begins pulling on day 6 and exits after 3 straight losses. "I dunno, it's lots of little stuff, my knee's acting up, the ripped toenail, slept funny on my elbow, but hey, sorry for kvetching" he explains in an exclusive interview to a bald fellow from Israel. Tochinoshin makes a dramatic comeback, going 8-7 as he pulls a rare henka on Goeido, who sells out completely and takes out three rows of spectators including 4 geisha. Shodai decides to embrace his tachiai. He simply stands up at the beginning of a match against Aoiyama, who misjudges and falls over. Next day Shodai tries this against Hokutofuji, who sends him backwards so fast that he takes out three rows of spectators including 4 geisha. Edited March 9, 2019 by Yamanashi spelling, of course 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Akōgyokuseki 200 Posted March 9, 2019 Ridiculous prediction?.... Kakuryu takes it with a zensho...no day 3/4 kyujo, no excuses, no moving backwards push/pull sumo, just pure, raw, crane power.......... ........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
orandashoho 664 Posted March 9, 2019 (edited) Goeido zensho yusho in a kettei-sen against Takayasu. Hakuho, having lost against both, retires in disgust. Edited March 9, 2019 by orandashoho 1 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Shatterhand is dead 6 Posted March 9, 2019 Toyonoshima yusho. He said that not me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Fat Cyclist 16 Posted March 9, 2019 The Shimpan decide to have words with Hakuho for standing on the tawara after bouts & he promptly goes kyujo Kakuryu starts well but on day 6 pulls so hard he is last seen exiting the hall at speed, backward, prompting a nationwide search. Tochinoshin grunts so hard while trying to lift Inchinojo he does himself a damage and has to retire Yoshikaze yosho. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eikokurai 1,978 Posted March 9, 2019 Kisenosato yusho. Takayasu denied yet again. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sue 140 Posted March 9, 2019 Ridiculous prediction: Hattorizakura wins the Jonokuchi yusho. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sue 140 Posted March 9, 2019 Ura turns out to be perfectly healthy after all, having faked a visit to the hospital for surgery, and wins the Makushita yusho with a zensho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sue 140 Posted March 9, 2019 The YDC doesn't grumble about either one of the Yokozuna when they meet after the basho. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asojima 2,285 Posted March 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Sue said: Ridiculous prediction: Hattorizakura wins the Jonokuchi yusho. One of his matches is a visit to jonidan where he defeats Terunofuji with an ipponzeoi. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philioyamfugi 360 Posted March 9, 2019 Oorah....is coming back to Japan and opening a restaurant named Ooraaaaahs ! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tigerboy1966 228 Posted March 9, 2019 Gyoji decide to enforce the "both hands down" rule. The final match therefore goes on at just before midnight on most days. An exhausted Goeido protests "it's not meant to be taken LITERALLY". 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robnplunder 767 Posted March 9, 2019 My zensho yusho fantasies .... Enho & Mitakeumi goes zensho yusho for juryo and makuuchi, respectively. A mawashi falls off during a makuuchi match. 7 women in expensive seats feint. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gurowake 2,251 Posted March 9, 2019 Takakeisho, Tamawashi and Mitakeumi all MK. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaninoyama 494 Posted March 9, 2019 Terutsuyoshi goes zensho yusho in his Makuuchi debut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robnplunder 767 Posted March 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Gurowake said: Takakeisho, Tamawashi and Mitakeumi all MK. This could happen. Mita is recovering from injury. Tama hasn't been consistent from basho to basho and this may be his "off" one. Taka will likely get his KK unless he gets injured. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philioyamfugi 360 Posted March 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Kaninoyama said: Terutsuyoshi goes zensho yusho in his Makuuchi debut. Terutsuyoshi goes zensho...day 15 against Hakahou (also zensho)..hits Hak with the salt in the eyes for the win. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sekitori 492 Posted March 10, 2019 Half the makunouchi rkishis will have 8-7 records. The other other half will have 7-8 records. With approximately 20 rikishis taking part, this will create the weirdest and by far the longest lasting yusho--ketteisen in history. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fujisan 342 Posted March 10, 2019 (edited) The Rikishi,concerned about all the injuries they have been having in recent years sign a non aggression pact and one after one of them comes to the dohyo shakes their opponents hand before turning round and going home for tea and crumpets....... The notorious Conner Mcgregger challenges Yokozuna Hakuho to a bout and wins........ Edited March 10, 2019 by Fujisan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shio-kago 180 Posted March 10, 2019 (edited) Hokutofuji pulls a slick henka on Kotoshogiku who fashionably takes out three rows of spectators including four geisha. Kotoshogiku bows deeply with respect after the bout. The next morning, questioned by the press about his conduct, Hokutofuji explains-- " 'Giku is a punk." Edited March 10, 2019 by Shio-kago 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Benihana 1,271 Posted March 10, 2019 Tamawashi and Takakeisho meet for a ketteisen. Tamawashi loses, but his 12-3 is still enough to get him promoted alongside Takakeisho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asojima 2,285 Posted March 11, 2019 On Day 10, Takakeisho accidentally gets his fingers entangled in Takayasu's mawashi. They both quit on the assumption that a hansoku has occurred. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fujisan 342 Posted March 12, 2019 On day 15 before their bout Hakuho proposes to Kakuryu and they elope from their dohjos to get married,.............It doesn't last though after they fall out over which one should wear the dress at the wedding......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fujisan 342 Posted March 12, 2019 On 10/03/2019 at 02:40, Fujisan said: The Rikishi,concerned about all the injuries they have been having in recent years sign a non aggression pact and one after one of them comes to the dohyo shakes their opponents hand before turning round and going home for tea and crumpets....... More news from dohjo on this..... Hakuho strained his wrist after all the handshaking and cant take part in the next basho..... kakuryu will take part but he can not use his right hand after suffering the same injury he goes kyujo on day 6........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
