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Ramos foul on Salah - monoii

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Maybe not all of us have seen the UEFA Champions League final between Real Madrid and Liverpool, but certainly all of us heard about a controversial episode between Sergio Ramos, the captain of Real Madrid, and Mo Salah of Liverpool. This is the episode.

Let's look at this controversy from the sumo perspective. Imagine that you are the shinpan, and this is what happened on the dohyo. What would be your decision on this bout? What kimarite would you call? And who actually won the bout?

 

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48 minutes ago, Kintamayama said:

Perfect kotenage.

Exactly my first impression. And I know of at least two others who thought "he watched to many Kaio videos".

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3 hours ago, Kintamayama said:

Perfect kotenage.

It looks to me that Ramos's right hand touched down first. Therefore, I would have declared a sashi-chigae. Salah wins by okuritaoshi.

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9 hours ago, Bumpkin said:

It looks to me that Ramos's right hand touched down first. Therefore, I would have declared a sashi-chigae. Salah wins by okuritaoshi.

They would probably call it a tsukiotoshi, as in most cases where no-one can tell what the hell happened.

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Just now, Senkoho said:

They would probably call it a tsukiotoshi, as in most cases where no-one can tell what the hell happened.

Or maybe sakatottari.

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I dont know the kimarite. But If im  was Mr.Klop after the game i would smash the goalkeper's head with a bottle of beer. Or a kareoke control. Or an axe. I mean...WTF, man? You are on crack or something? WTF was that????

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