Shinrei 47 Posted April 5, 2018 Twice five plus seven syllables is not much, but that's haiku for you. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kintamayama 40,182 Posted April 6, 2018 Women on dohyo Upset foreigners protest Cardiac Arrest 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yatagarasu 352 Posted April 6, 2018 "No sujo allowed!" "Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, Not a streaking fan!" 5 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bugman 361 Posted April 11, 2018 Small weed by the road, Shaken by passing footsteps, Spring will show your worth. --------------------------------------------------------------------- In the dead of night, A head turns and an eye gleams, The owl springs downwards. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Getayukata 112 Posted April 12, 2018 I've only just discovered this thread, and am really enjoying all the great poets that we have. Here is my entry: 1. This was written on first seeing the top of Mt Fuji clearly: Fuji san, are you So coy a cone, that oft you Clothe yourself in clouds 2. Written after a kanji writing lesson in a temple in Kyoto The monk chants a song My brush is full of black ink So many kanji! 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bugman 361 Posted April 12, 2018 I like the idea of Mount Fuji as being a person, and also being shy :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yamanashi 2,824 Posted April 13, 2018 Ah, Natsu basho Sumer is icumen in Back to Tokyo 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yamanashi 2,824 Posted April 13, 2018 Temple, Shrine, Temple ... What to get for souvenirs? ... One Hundred Yen Shop! 4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kintamayama 40,182 Posted April 13, 2018 Get off the dohyo You must respect tradition Even though you're twelve. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kintamayama 40,182 Posted April 15, 2018 Kisenosato Left pectoral muscle pain When will it all end? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yamanashi 2,824 Posted April 15, 2018 6 hours ago, Kintamayama said: Kisenosato Left pectoral muscle pain When will it all end? OK, you inspired me: Higgledy Piggledy Kisenosatomus Winces and grimaces, “Oh, woe is me! If I go through Natsu like A hippopotamus August will be my Dan patsu-shiki” 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kintamayama 40,182 Posted April 15, 2018 7 hours ago, Yamanashi said: OK, you inspired me: Higgledy Piggledy Kisenosatomus Winces and grimaces, “Oh, woe is me! If I go through Natsu like A hippopotamus August will be my Dan patsu-shiki” Not Haiku. Basic 5-7-5 not observed. You do not make it to the second round. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yamanashi 2,824 Posted April 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, Kintamayama said: Not Haiku. Basic 5-7-5 not observed. You do not make it to the second round. See posts of 12/25/2017. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kintamayama 40,182 Posted April 16, 2018 (edited) 9 hours ago, Yamanashi said: See posts of 12/25/2017. Yes. Not Haiku. Excellent, but something else called something else. "These remind me of the "double-dactyl" rhymes", you wrote. No second round. Edited April 16, 2018 by Kintamayama Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bugman 361 Posted May 14, 2018 (edited) Tires hiss in the rain, Downturned faces walking home, Together alone. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elon Musk's boosters, Landed like 50's Sci-Fi, The future is here. Edited May 14, 2018 by Bugman 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rocks 1,722 Posted May 14, 2018 (edited) Top sumo gamer Like a @Kintamayama It is hard to climb Edited May 14, 2018 by Rocks 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Getayukata 112 Posted May 14, 2018 Written after attending day 9 (I think?) in the basho of Sept 1990 Mountain v midget Konishiki - Terao The little one wins!! 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yamanashi 2,824 Posted May 14, 2018 Tochinoshin's foe: "Please don't let the audience See my wiggling toes!" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yatagarasu 352 Posted May 14, 2018 Injured Ura san's Sakura mawashi lies In its box for now 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
orandashoho 718 Posted May 14, 2018 (edited) "Two thousand twenty" On Hakuho's yukatas: He means to stay on In contrast, Kise Failed to reinvent himself Facing his intai And Ura, kyujo Injuries healing apace Aiming for comeback While Tochinoshin With a good two-zero start Runs for Ozeki Poor Takyasu, There'll be another basho, Stay at home! And heal! Edited May 14, 2018 by orandashoho 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shinrei 47 Posted June 7, 2018 (edited) There was a young man from Cork, who got limericksand haikus confused source: Cameron Malcher @Captain_Typo Edited June 7, 2018 by Shinrei 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yamanashi 2,824 Posted June 7, 2018 Nagoya Haiku Three Yokozuna? And Three Healthy Ozeki? We'll See About That ... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
orandashoho 718 Posted July 23, 2018 On 07.06.2018 at 03:10, Yamanashi said: Nagoya Haiku Three Yokozuna? And Three Healthy Ozeki? We'll See About That ... How true this has turned out to be, sadly. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jabbamaru 157 Posted August 1, 2018 Kise be wise just follow your heart's wish intai and go fish 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kintamayama 40,182 Posted August 1, 2018 Nagoya Basho Everybody stays at home Mitakeumi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites