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[Treblemaker 254]

So, if you have ear piercings and use none, does the rhinoceros knit?

It's all relative, said the vegetarian goldfish.

[勝 Katsu 20]

"....do I win the prize"

Sorry friend, 2..but in...other places. ;)

Edited October 20, 2012 by 勝 Katsu

[勝 Katsu 20]

So, if you have ear piercings and use none, does the rhinoceros knit?

It's all relative, said the vegetarian goldfish.

Which reminds me of my favorite joke of all time:

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish.

[Finngall 31]

Two. One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly-colored machine tools.

[勝 Katsu 20]

Two. One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly-colored machine tools.

How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Why are you so attached to the lightbulb?

[勝 Katsu 20]

Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who needed a new head Samurai so he sent out a declaration throughout the country that he was searching for one. A year passed and only 3 people showed up.

The emperor asked the first Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head Samurai.

The first Samurai opened a match box and out pops a little fly. Whoosh goes his sword and the fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces.

The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!"

The emperor then asked the second Samurai to come in and demonstrate. The second Samurai also opened a match box and out pops a fly. Whoosh whoosh goes his sword. The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces.

The emperor exclaimed, "That is really very impressive!"

The emperor then had the third Samurai demonstrate why he should be the head Samurai. The third Samurai also opened a match box and out pops a fly. His flashing sword goes whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh. A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still alive and buzzing around.

The emperor, obviously disappointed, asks, "After all of that, why is the fly not dead?" The third Samurai smiled, "If you look closely, you'll see that the fly has been circumcised!

[勝 Katsu 20]

FTR: This is not a meme.

[勝 Katsu 20]

OK, I found these...Sumo Wrestler Pick Up lines...can anyone do better?

Top 10 Sumo Wrestler Pick-Up Line

10) They call me 'Don Juan in diaper'. 9) I'm a 400 pound hunk of burnin' love. 8) Let's enjoy the traditional Japanese custom of gettin' it on. 7) Wanna wrassle? 6) I may look tubby, but I got an ass like a jackhammer. 5) People say I look like a young Paul Newman. 4) Wanna do it with a fat guy? 3) I'm 3 percent muscle, 50 percent fat, and 100 percent sex machine. 2) You can be on top. 1) I've got Mount Fuji in my pants

[Kintamayama 42,292]

OK, I found these...Sumo Wrestler Pick Up lines...can anyone do better?

Top 10 Sumo Wrestler Pick-Up Line

10) They call me 'Don Juan in diaper'. 9) I'm a 400 pound hunk of burnin' love. 8) Let's enjoy the traditional Japanese custom of gettin' it on. 7) Wanna wrassle? 6) I may look tubby, but I got an ass like a jackhammer. 5) People say I look like a young Paul Newman. 4) Wanna do it with a fat guy? 3) I'm 3 percent muscle, 50 percent fat, and 100 percent sex machine. 2) You can be on top. 1) I've got Mount Fuji in my pants

This is the most offensive stereotyping, derisive, racist, unclever and unfunny piece of junk EVER. I am offended personally. I will pass this on to the proper authorities and see to it that this garbage is removed from the universe forever.

Edited October 30, 2012 by Kintamayama

[yorikiried by fate 1,842]

Incidentally, I heard a cool pick-up line in the movie I watched yesterday:

"If you want to get laid, you don't need to pretend that you are interested in a holographic scan of a pyramid."

[勝 Katsu 20]

OK, I found these...Sumo Wrestler Pick Up lines...can anyone do better?

Top 10 Sumo Wrestler Pick-Up Line

10) They call me 'Don Juan in diaper'. 9) I'm a 400 pound hunk of burnin' love. 8) Let's enjoy the traditional Japanese custom of gettin' it on. 7) Wanna wrassle? 6) I may look tubby, but I got an ass like a jackhammer. 5) People say I look like a young Paul Newman. 4) Wanna do it with a fat guy? 3) I'm 3 percent muscle, 50 percent fat, and 100 percent sex machine. 2) You can be on top. 1) I've got Mount Fuji in my pants

This is the most offensive stereotyping, derisive, racist, unclever and unfunny piece of junk EVER. I am offended personally. I will pass this on to the proper authorities and see to it that this garbage is removed from the universe forever.

The other jokes on the site were even worse. These, however, I thought might inspire some of our more creative members to place themselves in the mawashi of...as it were...

:)

[勝 Katsu 20]

Incidentally, I heard a cool pick-up line in the movie I watched yesterday:

"If you want to get laid, you don't need to pretend that you are interested in a holographic scan of a pyramid."

Stargate?

[勝 Katsu 20]

On to more randomness:

Here's a site where you can learn to curse in Japanese!

[勝 Katsu 20]

Dude....no way....I thought this was totally a Matt Groening creation:

[勝 Katsu 20]

Even MORE randomness:

AND:

Sumo car????

[勝 Katsu 20]

Took me like, a hour to find this...trying to perpetuate the randomness!!!

http://www.allthetests.com/quiz29/quiz/1302643306/What-Super-villain-Are-You

[Bugman 380]

How many cakes to the mile? :-D

[勝 Katsu 20]

How many cakes to the mile? :-D

27 highway

22 city. ;)

[勝 Katsu 20]

Random Pic before the matches begin today ;

[勝 Katsu 20]

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Answer to Sumofan: (note: not a meme)

Found at: http://www.weirdhut.com/people/the-funny-people-in-costumes-superhero/

(All these pix are from Amherikha)

[Washuyama 600]

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Answer to Sumofan: (note: not a meme)

Found at: http://www.weirdhut....umes-superhero/

(All these pix are from Amherikha)

I know... Everybody knows that Wonder Woman doesn't wear glasses.

[Naganoyama 5,624]

Request for 勝 Katsu: When you are not talking explicitly about pollyticks, do you think it would be possible for you to drop the deliberate misspelling? However interesting your postings are, the spelling is beginning to detract from the message.

[勝 Katsu 20]

Request : Rest of this thread moved to "Please Delete at will" (AKA "random weirdness")

Answer to Sumofan: (note: not a meme)

Found at: http://www.weirdhut....umes-superhero/

(All these pix are from Amherikha)

I know... Everybody knows that Wonder Woman doesn't wear glasses.

(Laughing...) (Laughing...) (Laughing...)

[勝 Katsu 20]

Request for 勝 Katsu: When you are not talking explicitly about pollyticks, do you think it would be possible for you to drop the deliberate misspelling? However interesting your postings are, the spelling is beginning to detract from the message.

no problem. could I ask what misspelling specifically was the issue?

[Naganoyama 5,624]

Sorry, no disrespect was intended. It wasn't really a specific misspelling that was the problem, just the fact that it was fairly continuous.