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  1. Jabbamaru

    Trump coming to the basho

    hummm...So...Trump. Well...let me try express my feelings about this in the nicest way i can...I hope Chiyomaru mistakes him with a giant fat carrot and eat that f* orange-turd up.
  2. Jabbamaru

    Ikioi’s recovery

    Nice effort, Iki! Keep your streak! Who needs legs anyway?
  3. Jabbamaru

    The Wall - Never Makekoshi Rikishi

    Mf* dit it!
  4. Genghis HaKhanHo - the barbarian - dont care for manners. Good, teach them Hak; Dai Yok Goat interview, Dai Yok Goat interwiew rules! Do the macarena next time. F* them.
  5. Jabbamaru

    Hakuho Injures Arm Haru Basho 2019

    Hakuho is in cruise control. Probably kyujo in may, a try in july, some effort in september...its a nice time to heal his cocacobrachisomething and the other injured muscles, tendons and articulations... Anyway its sad because we are seeing the last bashos of the legend. Every basho counts at this point.
  6. Jabbamaru

    Kyoto sumo yokozuna

    Nice tan, bro.
  7. Jabbamaru

    60th Yokozuna Futahaguro passes away

    "You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin’ fingers and say, “That’s the bad guy.” So… what that make you? Good? You’re not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don’t have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy!" Requiescant in pace, bad guy. Ps* Im quoting the movie but i think its sucks, like all Brian de Palma's movies.
  8. Jabbamaru

    First shot at a banzuke algorithm

    For Hattori's luck!
  9. Jabbamaru

    First shot at a banzuke algorithm

    Its possible to get promote after a makekoshi?
  10. Jabbamaru

    New Ozeki Takakeisho

    Mmmm...Tyson...I don't know if he was "one dimensional"...He was incredibly athletic, used to have a efficient offensive pendulum (you guys uses that word in english for boxing?) and was insanely quick and powerful with the combinations (again...im using brazilian boxing terminology here...). When i was training boxe in my 20s i used to (pathetically) emulate his combinations. elbow and all...hahaha. Anyway is hard to tell the real status of Mike's boxe those times because he really did not faced any real deal (wakawaka). Now Sato...Thats a tough one... definitely one dimensional...Kind of a dwarf...much relies on the tachiai (at least to his "easy wins, and to be regular on results you have to count with some "easy wins" per basho) and that first push from low (wich can be study and evoid). I don't know if someone can hold Ozeki rank or be Zuna with no skills, i mean 0, at mawashi... Bububut, He does have Yokozuna numbers to his age. He is a great oshier and his low gravity center is hard to deal with. Hes mentally strong and fearless. I just can't tell if he will be a falling or a super star. Anyway little mf* already make history at this point. Banzai to him.
  11. Jabbamaru

    Enho vs. Ichinojo?

    The "no weight division" thing makes tough for the little ones...Enho was looking like he was smashed by a bulldozer last week...And its just top juryo...
  12. Weird...the kind of treatment they give to Hakuho in japan, at least part of japan, reminds me the treatment that the public and the media in Brasil used to dispense to the french f1 racer Alain Prost...All the nacionalism and idolatry around Airton Sena did Prost turn in some kind of cruel, evil villain who was always up with malignous plans to destroys our hero. Sad times to Brazilian sports press... 42 yusho 15 zensho... congrats? No. You should not clap, man! Geez...
  13. Jabbamaru

    Haru Basho 2019 Discussion [SPOILERS]

    I know...True. i used to moderate a huge forum about...mmm...lets say... herbs cultivation... and it was pure hell. SF is indeed well moderated. But i do see lots of unnecessary arogance and dumb discussions.
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    Haru Basho 2019 Discussion [SPOILERS]

    Feel free to disagree... actually this is kind of the point of my post there...No one's here should take things too seriously and starts violent battles over opinions. its always foolish to be mounted by your hobby horse... There's no forum members banzuke's...We all equals here, aren't we? by the way...seems like, as i sayed, Haks injury is not intaing type, hum?
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    Haru Basho 2019 Discussion [SPOILERS]

    some of you guys talks about sumo appreciation like its some kind of fine taste...well...To me is more like a guilty pleasure...i know, i know...Sumo brings all that fine japanese/shinto aesthetics, and its really stunning visually...But the essence are two not so bright fellows smashing each other...i mean come on...its not poetry, literature, philosophy or even archery (yaaaay ichi; gambateeeee mfk!!!) or chess to stays on the sports session... you ain't find no Capablanca, no zen master, on ozumo...no one needs to be offended by no ones lack of gentlemansnesses here...