Benihana

Match starts at 13:35 and the end came unexpected.

24 KK, 155 MK, 100 double digit MK. That's brütal! It looks like some MK player could even rise in rank, because everyone around them effed up even more horribly. M8w Achiyama is the highest rank with a KK. That will be a hell of a jump in ranks for a mere 8-7. Then there are Pirikarafuji (9-6 M12W) and Kishikaisei (9-6 M15W). And that's it für makuuchi KKs. I wonder where Gobofuji (10-5 J10W) will end up. Could we do a GTB special for the next ISP banzuke?

Yeah, i remember that voice very well. Good old Eurosport times.

Oh, i don't see Mitakeumi as Yokozuna. Maybe if Terunofuji busts his knees in the near future and he manages to keep up his game. But at the moment i'm sure others will surpass him in the long run.

That fancy white rope will forever dangle right over his head and he'll never be able to catch it with his tiny T-Rex arms. Abi on the other hand... Mitakeumi struggling so long for his promotion wasn't really connected to being injury prone.

Sorry, but Takakeisho missed his opportunity. Given his health problems, he'll be lucky to stay Ozeki.

Yeah, how often did Hiro mention that? Sometimes he's just too funny

The yusho race is still open, until there is an official decision whether to promote Mitakeumi or not. But since promotion is guaranteed, i hereby humbly declare myself the winner with a jun-yusho for @Kaminariyuki.

Pink macaron!

MITAKEUMI YUSHOOOOO!

The suspense is killing me.

THAT was fun. Abi = next Ozeki after Mitakeumi.

BMI is stupid. It just sees the weight, but not if that weight is made of muscles or fat. Yes, there are not few sumotori, who have too much fat, but for the most their body-fat is surprisingly lower than you would expect. But when we are forced to talk about sumotori and their size, we should at least switch to Fluffy's six levels of fatness, to make it sound funnier: - big - healthy - husky - fluffy - Damn! - Aww, hell no!

*Ooof* That tawara to the sternum looked painful. But i don't doubt Tamawashi showing up for his 1400th consecutive bout tomorrow. GO TAMA!

My thoughts. But why buy only 1? I'd have a stack sitting beside me, ready to go full auto