Drrring drrring..drrrring.. drrrring Drrring drrring..drrrring.. drrrring Drrring drrring..drrrring.. drrrring..
Harumafuji: "Pick up the phone already.. This kyujo has made him rusty.."
Hakuhou: "OK, OK, hold your horses ..What's the panic?? Everything is cool.."
Haru: "Gees, this new 'chill' Hakuhou is annoying. What took you so long to answer the friggin' phone??"
Haku: "I did it on purpose so you'd think I have a gigantic mansion and it takes a long time for me to reach my phone.."
Haru: "I've been to your house many times and I know it isn't. And you're the only person on earth i know who still uses a land line.."
Haku: "What's a land line?"
Haru: "Forget it.. Are you coming along nicely?"
Haku: "Coming along nicely? What am I, a pregnant woman?"
"Haru: "Oh come on, you know what I mean.."
Haku: "OK, the toe is fine, the knee is better, I'll be at the jungyo. OK?"
Haru: "You bet. We are losing control. Two Japanese yusho this year and still one basho left!"
Haku: "You take this stuff too seriously, man.."
Haru: " Hakuhou? Are you sure that's you? What pills have they been giving you?"
Haku: "Blue ones. Is that good? When does the basho start?"
Haru: "Are you kidding me? Get off those pills at once. It's over. Goueidou won. Zensho!"
Haku:" Oh my, are you taking the blue pills too?"
Haru: "No. It's true. Goueidou.."
Haku: "Goueidou? Our Goueidou? Roly poly kadoban guacamole pasty skinned oops I lost to a blind Maegashira 5 rikishi again Goueidou? Are you sure it wasn't Goeido?"
Haru: "No, Goueidou."
Haku: "Wow, that was a bucket of cold water straight to the face. Do you think if I enter now I can still stop him?"
Haru: "Hakuhou, it's over. The basho is over. Done. Finished."
Haku: "Hold it. .So now - and I'm being very careful here- so now he's on a tsuna run? Goueidou?? HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I'm dying here.."
Haru: "I don't find that funny at all. It's scary. He was scary this basho.He was like a man possessed. If you really want something funny, how about the fact that Kise is the only one of us without a yusho?? Now THAT's funny.."
Haku: "Wow, so much to take in.. I should get my TV fixed.."
Haru: "And get off them pills. Any pain you have to endure is better than what you've become."
Haku: "OK, as soon as I finish my cornflakes with the surprise inside I'll throw away all my pills. But before that, I have to remind you about
Guess the Banzuke, of course!!"
Rules: Guess the Banzuke. Simple. You get two points for a bulls-eye and one point for just getting the rank right. You get no points for thinking Endou has finally made it.
Tiebreakers - Most total guesses, then, we check the banzuke backwards - getting the lower half right will be more important now. The most correct guesses in the last ten places will win the tiebreaker. If still tied , we go up a ranking at a time like a penalty shootout. Then we count the points and go to our daughter's wedding.
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Deadline- Monday October 24th, 2016 at 18:00 GMT ("Goeidou Meets Tsuna") - PLEASE NOTE-THIS IS ONE WEEK BEFORE THE OFFICIAL BANZUKE ANNOUNCEMENT!!
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